Two bucks on Deters to show

Nothing like spending a day at the tracks with a prosecuting attorney, throwing money at the ponies.

All you have to do is cough up $150 for his campaign fund and Hamilton County Prosecutor Joe Deters will be your congenial host for a day at Keeneland Race Track in Lexington. The bus pulls out of the parking lot of Willie's in Covington at 10 a.m. April 18. For their $150 campaign contribution, Rail Birds for Joe get a bus ride, admission to the track, reserved seating, a race program and something described as "bus refreshments."

You're on your own at the betting window, though.