Overheard at Cincinnati City Council
Councilmen (from left) Chris Monzel, David Crowley, David Pepper and Jim Tarbell discuss Tuesday's election. Members of Cincinnati City Council gathered for their regular meeting the day after the election that saw expansive change sweep through city administration with the election of a new mayor and several council members turned out by voters. (Photo by Michael E. Keating/The Cincinnati Enquirer)
There's never much legislating that goes on the day after an election, mostly because City Council's committees take the week off. But it's always fun to eavesdrop as council members do a little gloating, a little consoling and a little joking around....
- "How did you like anchoring the news? Was it fun?" -- Councilman David Pepper, asking Mayor Charlie Luken for career advice. ("I didn't like the hours," was Luken's response.)
- "If there's a criticism of you that's not valid, it's that you're dangling a silver spoon. You're a very hard worker." Councilman David Crowley, to Pepper.
- "I have the heart of a champion, and as Arnold Schwarzenegger says, I will be back." -- Councilman Sam Malone.
- "I've been up and down, and it's good to be up again." -- Councilman Chris Monzel.
- "You rode your mother's coattails." -- Luken to John Cranley, who got 4,113 fewer votes in the city than Susan Cranley did in her first run for Cincinnati Board of Education.
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More things overheard at the City Council meeting...
Luken: Pepper, what do plan on doing for the next few years?
Pepper: I am going to write more book reports on how to change the city and prepare to run for mayor again.
Luken: Well, how do expect to win?
Pepper: I will just out spend Mallory on campaigning.
Luken: Didn't you already try that?
Pepper: I only outspent him by a little. Next time I will outspend him 10:1. (Snickering)
Luken: OK. Do you want me to give you some advise.
Pepper: Not really, you were a pretty bad mayor.
Luken: I know. I didn't like the hours.
... and there is more...
Crowley: Pepper, why is it that people don't think you work very hard and that you are dangling a silver spoon?
Pepper: I just don't know. I stayed up all night finishing my book report and my parents didn't even help me this time. Silver spoon, hah, I have a whole set of silverware and a tea set too.
... and more ...
Sam Malone: I have the heart of a champion, and as Arnold Schwarzenegger says, I will be back.
Crowley: Sammy, that doesn't really make sense. That quote was from terminator and the terminator doesn't have a heart.
Malone: Fine, I'll marry Maria Shriver, take steriods and pick up a funny accent.
Crowley: Now your thinking. Good luck in the next election. (whispering: Right, like he has a chance)
Ghiz to Monzel, looking at Cranley: whisper, whisper, whisper...
Cranley:blushes
...and a bit more ...
Luken: Cranley, you rode your mother's coattails.
Cranley: Chuck, I told you to quit talking about my mom.
Luken: Well what are you going to do about it.
WHAM! POP! BOOM!
(Cranley decks Luken, Old Batman Style)
Cranley: B***h went down! (quoted from Scream)
Cranley: Hey Malone, now that's how you quote a movie.
Peter you ruined the flow.
Haap: Look there's Korte. He's talking to Pepper.
Livingston: You mean coordinating with Pepper.
Cole: Call it what it is.
Happ: What are the implications? What are the consequences.
Livingston: We have all this evidence and still no one takes us seriously.
Haap: And look, he's writing something down now. aside Damn! I should have his job!
Livingston: Corporate stenographer! aside Damn! Shoulda finished college!
Ditto
Haap: We really prevented the Pepper-Burke-KKK Korte--Landsman-P&G cabal from taking over our city.
Livingston: Yeah, racist homosexuals, all of them! We showed them what real power is!
"You rode your mother's coattails." -- Luken to John Cranley, who got 4,113 fewer votes in the city than Susan Cranley did in her first run for Cincinnati Board of Education.
Anon 1: Hehe. He said "Your mother."
Anon 2: Dude. Your mom's hot.
Anon 1: Hehe. Dude. Stop talking about my mom, you butt-munch.
Thank you, anons, for doing nothing useful! Your cartoon icons would be proud!
Yeah Dean, your sensationalistic blog stimluates such intelligent discussion.
Peter Deane-if you REALLY want this city to have a fresh start then shut the f*** up so we can actually read substantive comments. We need fireman's boots to wade through your BS which presumably you think passes for prose, or Proust.
There will be no "non-endorsee' fireman boots permitted in city hall unless the place is burning. Then Fagman must clear the building before the fireman are permitted.
How many hits does Dean get? 100? 200? 500? Wow, that's a lot of influence.
Well, my work has certainly influenced you -- for better or worse.
Whens Korte going to do a story on the appointments looming out there?
Mark Mallory's Senate seat is up for grabs obviously, and Jim Tarbell will likely give up his seat in the next year.
I predict Barrett gets Mallory's job and Nick Spencer gets Tarbell's seat.
Who gets Driehaus' job if he's appointed to Mallory's seat? Cranley? If Cranley's appointed to Driehaus' seat, who fills his Council seat? Pepper?
tarbell is out on term limits in 2007. spencer would have to run for a seat (no appointment). and as usual, lyndon la rouche spencer would run about 16th to 18th.
why can't these green 513 dunces get it: nick spencer will never rise above community council level.
donny shacks
The imposter is still at his games! Ha!
As usualy, the real Dean's profile links to the Cincinnati Greens Blog, on which I am an occasional contributer.
If Driehaus, or any other state representative for that matter, is appointed to Mallory's senate seat, the Democratic caucus in the state house of representatives will decide the representative's successor.
there's the joke of the day: the dean (or his imposter) and nate "i love to hate" in politics.
how did these goofnut (and unelectable) racists ever form such high self-opinions?
donny shacks
And yet you Donny, follow their lead perfectly in terms of nasty and predictable attacks on good people running for office like Nick Spencer.
BTW, 11:18 - Leslie's hair is naturally curly. It is not a perm and does not require hairspray.
At 11/10/2005 10:01 PM, Anonymous said:
TARBELL IS OUT ON TERM LIMITS 7/2006. HE WAS APPOINTED TO BOBBI STEARNS SEAT IN JULY 1998, SO HE IS OUT IN 8 MONTHS.
That's not how term limits work. The Charter only states that you can't be elected more than 4 times. So, Tarbell can step down at any point in this term. When he does, Chris Bortz will appoint someone into the seat.
Smart money would be on Spencer, who has a good relationship with both Tarbell and Bortz.
I just hope he doesn't appoint Smitherman back. That would be a nightmare!!!
Well, I'm sure you think that, Alicia/John Galt.
For those of us not strangely deranged when it comes to Nick Spencer, it seems plausible. Spencer has done well for the money he's had. Incumbency could give him a chance to get his name out.
will the nikki x of the "513 greenies" explain these matters of dishonesty regarding no. 17 nick spencer:
- case 04crb45688: failure to disclose financials to the ohio ethics comm.
- case 05trd48968: driving with phoney license plates.
- alleged lying about his education credentials
- alleged lying about residing in mt. lookout
d. shacks
Dean said:
Thank you, David Pepper, Alicia Reece, Chris Smitherman and Sam Malone. I speak for the public voice when I say, “We have been well served.”
You speak "for the public voice"?
What a pompous ass.
To thank Reese for anything other than losing is tantamount to insane. But then, you apparently are the type that prefers a 'New Orleans' caliber government. It's obviously the level of politics reece practiced in the city she has unforgivably stained with her bovine, sour presence.
And Dean sweetie; eat your nightmares. To the bone. Consider it your "path".
That would be Deane, Peter Deane. Not "Dean."
The Dean has much better poetry than Peter.
i think its expired licence plates, not phoney ones... guy got a traffic ticket big deal...geez donny give them a break they just lost an election... show some decency
Dean said:
That would be Deane, Peter Deane. Not "Dean."
The Dean has much better poetry than Peter.
My bad - sorry to taint 'Dean' with an association with 'Peter Deane'
Donny Shacks is the reason people don't run for office.
Donny Shacks
You are an ass, who can't say anything productive so, you constantly attack those who have done much more than you ever will. Try not to be such a dick!
Spencer for hire
to the "greenies" luca brazzi (anonymous @ 3:50 pm):
nick unwisely disrespected council's best - john cranley - & he's been pummeled in two straight elections since then. la rouche has apparent character flaws & isn't electable.
sorry to be the one.
d. shacks
p.s. backing lynch on this site will incur harsh replies.
Donny:
You're an idiot. Cranley and Spencer are friends who have worked together on a number of issues. I saw them talking at a polling place on Election Day. They were joking around and making predictions about the results.
You need to get over it. Nick and John are both professionals. They disagreed on an issue, but only psychos like you seem to take it personally.
Let it go. You're odd attempt to curry favor with Cranley by bashing Spencer makes you look like a deranged stalker.
Given the passionate statements og the above poster to Donny, there is a drama queen amongst us!
to anonymous (@ 7:15 pm yesterday) - first, get an ID and second, get a grip on yourself.
"ass...idiot...deranged stalker...pyschos like you..." - it's just a political blog, "greenie"!
d. shacks
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