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Friday, September 14, 2007

Malia Rulon on "pool duty" today

What's a pool report? Find out here

POOL REPORT #1, 9/14/2007

Your pooler arrived at Quantico, Va., via helicopter and then watched as a second helicopter – large, green and white with an American flag and the words "United States of America" written on it – landed in a grassy lawn. We are assuming that POTUS was in the second helicopter but can't confirm that because your pooler did not personally see him disembark. Instead, the media was rushed into the chow hall to set up for the arrival of POTUS.

While waiting in the chow hall, your pooler observed that the food smelled very good. Also while waiting for POTUS, your pooler observed that the food being offered on this day included: roast beef, mashed potatoes, wild rice, chicken, fish, rolls, broccoli and a mixture of carrots and peas. Your pooler also spied several slices of pumpkin pie with whipped cream.

POTUS walked into the chow hall through a side door and picked up a tray, then got in line for the food. He spoke to a soldier while in line, although we couldn't hear what he said. He greeted another soldier, saying, "How are you?" He then greeted the woman serving the roast beef by name. He remarked that he couldn't see the food choices (described above) because the glass under which the food was kept was fogged up. He then said: "Make sure you put some vegetables on there. Put some broccoli on there. Family tradition." This quote was confirmed by a wire reporter, so it's likely cq.

After POTUS got his food, POTUS turned and walked toward the soda machine. Your pooler attempted to get closer but was told to get back behind the desert table so unfortunately, your pooler does not know if POTUS got soda or if he did, what kind.

At this time, POTUS walked into the dining room, which was next door. The room was large and had three rows of rectangle tables that were about five tables deep in each row. Each table sat either 10 or 12 soldiers. POTUS was sitting at a center table, flanked by two soldiers on each side and five soldiers across from him. Your pooler did not get a good look at what specifically was on his tray, but we can assume from above comment that his lunch included a serving of broccoli. There should be photographs of POTUS at said chow hall table. The remarks were closed press.



Malia Rulon


6 Comments:

at 12:55 PM, September 14, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be just as easy to type "Bush" as it is "POTUS?"

 
at 2:00 PM, September 14, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Malia was on pool duty? Was she wearing a one-piecer or two?

 
at 3:26 PM, September 14, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your pooler doesn't know is Bush got a soda? Your pooler didn't see Bush's vegetables? This is news?

We're in the middle of another country's civil war. Americans are being killed for absolutely no reason. The President of the United States is perpetuating a failed policy, does not understand the politics of the region where he recklessly sent troops, and has lied through his teeth about his war for five years. And all the Enquirer cares about is what he had to eat and drink at a photo op? It is shameful, the state of American "journalism."

 
at 3:37 PM, September 14, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

it gets harder and harder to find a good pool girl.

of course this is new. or at least its news if you think americans are stupid. oh wait, my neighbors voted for this idiot a 2nd time. never mind.

 
at 5:58 PM, September 14, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mulon Rulon swings her mighty wRong wingnut whacko propaganda sword !

Of course you would hear from the DCCC !

They seek to reveal the truth, unlike the "elephant dung" "cover up" !

What's the matter Mulon, afraid you will be "U.S. Attorney" fired for stepping across the party line ?

Keep goose-stepping and "clicking those heals " !

PATHETIC !

 
at 2:53 PM, September 15, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

Malia: nevermind the flak from the other commenters.

I appreciated the ironic tone of your Official Report....and particularly the fact that POTUS addressed the cafeteria line server "by name."

How thoughtful of POTUS.

(Like many other readers...sure wish some other person was POTUS) and no, we have not forgotten that a mere 537 votes from Florida, "The Peninsular State".....were the legalistic means by which George Walker Bravo-Uniform-Sierra-Hotel

seized control of our Republic

Good luck in the future....hope you get to be in the "Pool" for a real President in the future.

 
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