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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Kennedy funnier than Boehner?

That's according to The Hill newspaper's take on Tuesday night's dinner:
But Kennedy stole the show, cracking jokes about his good friend Sen. Chris Dodd (D-Conn.) and the presidential aspirations of many of his colleagues. The senator’s best dig, however, was aimed directly at Boehner.

Kennedy said he recently visited Boehner when he was on the House side and noticed that the Ohio legislator was working on a jigsaw puzzle. Six months later, Kennedy stopped by Boehner’s office again — and Boehner was still working on putting the puzzle together.

“John, that’s a long time to be working on a puzzle,” Kennedy said.

“No, it’s not,” Boehner supposedly replied. “Right here on the side of the box it says three to five years.”
The Houston Chronicle's Washington Notebook also took a dig at House Minority Leader John Boehner, R-West Chester, citing the same Sen. Ted Kennedy joke!
But Kennedy settled the score with a professional-grade joke-writer's tale about walking over to Boehner's office in the House one day to find him working on a jigsaw puzzle — and then returning months later to find Boehner still assembling the same puzzle. Kennedy said Boehner told him to look at the box: "It says three to six years."
Come on. Was the jigsaw puzzle joke really THAT funny?


11 Comments:

at 11:31 AM, February 08, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was originally told that joke only it involved Bill Clinton and Al Gore and the year was about 1994.

Here's a real puzzle, how many people have Ted Kennedy killed with his car?

 
at 6:49 PM, February 08, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...Here's a real puzzle, how many people have Ted Kennedy killed with his car?..."

Typical wRong wingnut whacko spewing the elephant dung propaganda !

No puzzle, it has been settled for years !

The answer = 0 !

Now, here's the real puzzle:

How many soldier's funeral have the misleading "bush" attended ?

How many soldiers come home mained from the "no WMD" Iraq war ?

Where is the billions of dollars unaccounted for in Iraq ?

Where are the Noe, uncollectable, worker comp. coins ?

PATHETIC !

HAD ENOUGH, VOTE DEMOCRAT 2007 !

 
at 11:56 PM, February 08, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the real joke that isn't funny- why isn't the enquirer reporting the disappointment of fellow gop members regarding boehner's lack luster leadership...

he must be busy still working on that puzzle and on his tan

 
at 3:05 AM, February 09, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a better puzzle, how many innocent civillians have been killed in Bush's bipatrisan war?

Why are we there again anon?

 
at 11:36 AM, February 09, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the guy that keeps referencing wRong wingnut whacos

Defending Ted Kennedy????

Keep drinking the Democrat's liberal Kool-aid. You may want to switch beverages and take a sip of reality.

Your credibility on anything is at the bottom of the very same channel off of Martha's Vinyard, if you want to find it again, it's lying next to Ted Kennedy's Presidential aspirations!!!

 
at 11:51 AM, February 09, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

Q: How many kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two: one to hold the lightbulb, and one to drink until the room spins.

 
at 11:54 AM, February 09, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

Q: What did Teddy Kennedy say when asked if he would consider ever running
for President?
A: He said he'd have to drive off that bridge when he got to it.

 
at 8:06 PM, February 09, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...Defending Ted Kennedy????..."

Statement of facts, period !

If you think that the wRong wingnut controlled judicial would not pursue if there was a case, think again whacko !

There is no statute of limitation on "murder" (killed with his car)!

There was no one killed, there was an auto accident in which someone tragically died !

Your accusation that the Hon. Ted Kennedy is a murderer is nothing more than defaming, wRong wingnut whacko, elephant dung propaganda, period !

Why don't you talk about the misleading "bushwhacker" who is trading lives for oil ?

PATHETIC !

HAD ENOUGH, VOTE DEMOCRAT 2007 !

 
at 9:09 AM, February 10, 2007 Blogger Brah Coon said...

Hey anon@11:54 AM, February 09

LOL ..this is better: Ted and Mary Jo are driving home from a party when Mary Jo says, " Ted I think I'm pregnant". Ted replies, " Oh don't worry Sweetheart; We'll cross that bridge when we come to it"

ACK! Oh lord forgive me!

 
at 11:19 AM, February 10, 2007 Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Statements of Fact"

Ha, that's hilarious, right wing controlled judicial system in Ted Kennedy's home state....the epicenter of liberalism, let's see, I wonder what party the sheriff was alligned with, I wonder if the Democrap machinery of the State Massofliberals had anything to do with a coverup.....For someone so who mistrust the government so much, you pick and choose where it is effectively handling it's duties....Government's does it's job if you agree with the out come and is run by crazy's if you don't. Instead of walking down a blind path, you might open your eyes to reality.

Extremist in both parties....that's PATHETIC

 
at 1:36 PM, February 10, 2007 Blogger Brah Coon said...

It really amazes me ..well, maybe that's the wrong word...but, the way you zealous partisans of either major political party ..seem to honestly believe that one party is good -- the other bad. The two-party system is bad.

These politicians are the scum of the earth. They are probably all sociopaths. Imagine serial killer Ted Bundy -- but rather than him having an uncontrollable compulsion to kill he had an uncontrollable compulsion to get elected and reelected and enjoy all that goes with it. A common public thief navigating a river of loopholes.

They all go out together at night, republican, democrat, liberal, conservative and laugh at you! They get drunk, pass around Miss America's crown, play grabass and wonder how they ever got it so good.

 
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